Rivalry Round: come get some

Fuckin lol.

I'm glad you are getting all your bullshit tries out this round - Matt Scott now too.

How did Tariq Sims become my best player?

fucking Tariq, fucking Gavin Cooper, where the hell where those guys last year when they were wearing Hipsters new-but-aged denim.

In other news, the Black Caps just embarrassed themselves. Lowest score in T20 history by a proper cricket nation.

True, but England lost to Holland!

I think the worst bit is that Williamson scored a respectable knock of 42, the rest of the team 16, and Sri Lanka giving us a couple of charity runs.

Seriously awful batting, we should have cruised through to 120. But at least we didn't lose to Holland, even if we did come mighty close...

Fair play Blanca - even without a 3 eyed radioactive fish you would have got up.
Although I hope that fucker Fifita joins one of the Super Rugby franchises and you are forced to protect Dale Copley next season!

The M&Ms have somehow found them selves bottom of the table - she's a funny old game SHB.

I knew it was bad, but things have got absolutely fucking dire in Morningside

Fortunately, SBW and Hodges are back this week so my meteoric rise up the ladder can finally commence

And the Fifita thing is hilarious, what a complete dumbass

Got to savour the win, you SUCK james. Yep, losing to me must BURN.

Baboosh! The Zooms are back, hello log and look-out ladder!

And we inch one step closer to a 3rd PP. Thanks Ben.

Fifita needs to prove to both Blancas and Sharks management that he wants to be here this week.

In other news Liam fulton is back playing for his 3rd concussions for the season. And Dale Copley you little rascal sneaking the right wing spot.

Hopoate wrote:I knew it was bad, but things have got absolutely fucking dire in Morningside

Fortunately, SBW and Hodges are back this week so my meteoric rise up the ladder can finally commence

Yeah, those two aren't going to save you...

if Lafai played out of anywhere but 18 and Wade was a put in at a forward then things would have been much closer albeit still a loss... no panic stations yet but watch out for the wrath of the Del Boy who will leave his corner store in the capable hands of Rodney and travel to the punchbowl to make some changes prior to this weekend game

EastDulwich wrote:if Lafai played out of anywhere but 18 and Wade was a put in at a forward then things would have been much closer albeit still a loss

Thanks for that insight there Jimbo.  How dare I write your team off!  You totally should have almost not lost that one.

I'm just merely pointing out what's going on in my team. Since I've all be written out of this competition you probably have no idea 1. who my players are 2. when i buy/sell players or 3. whether i win or lose.

At your peril my 'deer' friend.

EastDulwich wrote:Since I've all be written out of this competition you probably have no idea 1. who my players are 2. when i buy/sell players or 3. whether i win or lose.

There is a difference between don't know, and don't care.  In this situation, it is the latter.

EastDulwich wrote:At your peril my 'deer' friend.

Huh?  I'm pretty sure I used the correct word there son, plus, since when did the SHB forum become a focal point for correcting poor grammar?  Is that all you have?  Zing... 

put down that spliff danny, think you are getting a bit slow in your pre parent days.

http://shbb.forumotion.com/t10p50-round-1-the-honeymoon-is-over

Shit, forgot about that. How is that wolf pack working out for you?

it seems my pack are about as threatening as Bambi

Back when we had a bit of chat. Thank god the fish isn't playing - I could do with a 20 point effort from one of my unfancied backs this week.

The good old days.....

Well off to a fairly even start, 6- 6 a piece by my count

Geeze Josh Reynolds is a grub isnt he!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znq1MiQaiRM

Yep, Grub! Certainly doesn't like the Dragons - both Barba and Thaiday on the receiving end.

I think the toovey loss might come back to bite me. Plus when did Andy Mac start kicking field goals?

So I left the house with 2mins to go and the knights down by 10. Then I get back and see a miracle.

Then I check the Cowboys score and fuck me 51 points from the LFB cowboys contingent with PPs still to come! Game over!

How did the tigers get so shit?

Do you want to knock over your king or shall I?

I'd trash talk the jafs here but what's the point? All I can say is good move not taking the melbs acker bet there benjo

Wow, and to think we all figured there were six teams in the running this year ...

We may as well make this a 3 team final series based on this week's results. Big question though is who will take the trophy?

Dragons end up with one of their best performances of the year, with close to 60 net points and still get a hiding.

Had your cowboys only scored say 30 points rather than 53 might have been a game?

Cowboys looking dangerous!!! 7 Cat A's for the Blancs this week with Andy Mac uncharacteristically dropping to a B. What a weekend for the cowboys to step up?! The minor prem, rivalry round and the glorious log are mine!

Not all good news though, we will miss fifitas 8 points a game in the finals series.

Meanwhile, Hipsters bunny Danimal has copped an absolute belting in the traditional style.

A 60-0 drubbing and the biggest victory margin of the year.

LFB are not the only ones warming up for finals footy.

timmah wrote:Fuckin lol.

8-7 to the hams.

My god Tim, you still read this thing

sometimes mate, sometimes.

pipped at the post for 7th. Ah well, not the wooden spoon all predicted and a solid start to a born again nearlynrl team.